Here's page two of my experimental web site! For now I think this will just be a mixture of links,some text and a few images thrown in. Here's a couple of nice American lowriders to look at.
Click on either of the cars to visit a Lowrider site.I should make it clear at this point that they have some pictures of girls in bikini's at this site and I want it known that I don't approve of that kind of thing...These stylish motors are very popular amongst the hispanic and black communities.Not only are they customised but they're also installed with a very complex hydraulic suspension system that enables them to be driven in such an unusual way, bet you did'nt know that now did ya?

Links and nasty gifs!

I do love a good animated gif, so tasteful, don't you think? Click here to link to an excellent site calledZeldman.com It's got lots of weird images that you can download free and use in your web page.Plus much more interesting stuff.This site is about the best I've seen. It's so well put together and linked that it's a joy to behold! By the way, the background image and the cigar smoking guy were stolen from that very site,so there you go.
Speaking of links to cool sites, heres another one for Massive Attack The site has got clips from their last nine videos and the downloads are'nt too slow,so if you're a fan it's worth a look.Otherwise you should keep listening to your Celine Dion CD's and be a sad person forever.

And now for some free legal advice from one of the least reputable lawyers in America or probably anywhere, yes its a site all about Lionel Hutz If you're a Simpsons fan You'll know all about Lionel and this site is not only a tribute to his doubtful legal skills,it also contains quotes from some of his best courtroom moments. Like the one where he says "Your Honor, I move for a bad..court..thingy". Lionel not only operated his law practice from a phone booth but was also available as a babysitter and real estate salesman. Unfortunately the voice behind the character, Phil Hartman, is no longer with us as he was shot and killed in May of last year. This is a great loss to everyone who got such a kick out of his brilliant voice overs. Luckily we still have constant re-runs to watch!

The Rant

Okay, time now for some more unwanted opinions on various subjects. This time its Films or 'Fillim's' as we say here in 'Oirlandt'.Why is it, I wonder, that we can't produce films here that are'nt cliched, badly scripted, poorly thought out, and just generally not very good? Theres no end of talent here but it seems to me that the wrong people are given access to the cash and resources needed to make a film and its such a waste. Take Neil Jordan for example. Neil has been churning out the same kind of badly written toss since the late seventies and yet even after total dogs like 'We're no Angels'and 'The Crying game', he's still given more scripts and cash to turn to slush!I'll bet he has a good old chuckle when he see's all those zero's in his bank balance. Fair play to you Neil; its a dirty job, etc.

To be honest I coud'nt give a toss about the Film industry here. I usually go to foreign films anyway! Having worked in the industry, albeit at the bottom of the ladder, I can honestly say that around 90% of the people I met, excluding actors, were greedy, egotistical, narrow minded, overpaid wankers who's livelyhood's they are always fretting about even though the problems in the industry seem to be down to greed and lack of foresite on their part. Well that's my rant over with, hope you enjoyed it as much as I obviously did.

The next page is a little tribute to my favorite film Blade Runner, so take a look if you like that sort of thing.